I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
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Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?