so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
It was confusing and full of hummus
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad