sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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