did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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