If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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