I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I'm both gender and math confused
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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