Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
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How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
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So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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