You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
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Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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