i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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