he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
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Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
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I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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