Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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