i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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