Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
