I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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