I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
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he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
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All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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