Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
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I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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