I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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