bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
