yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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