I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
