what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
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On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
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I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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