my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
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just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
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HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere