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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Was it cool?

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  About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.

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• (650): View more from California

  We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign

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  You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.

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• (212): View more from New York

  your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle

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• (940): View more from Texas

  They have beer where we have blood.

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