What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
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the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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