Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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