Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.