Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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