Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
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My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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