Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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