i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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