please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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