very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
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When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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