i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.