It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
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PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.