STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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