I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
You should frame my arrest warrant.
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