Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
