..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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