Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Randomize
