am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
sex on a bike is impossible
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