what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
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Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
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Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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