these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
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im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
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In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
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