Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Randomize