It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
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I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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