have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
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Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
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Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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