so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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