the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
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U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
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So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?