i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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