don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
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