no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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