Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
Randomize
