im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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