Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
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I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
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I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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