and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
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why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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