i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
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So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
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Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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