okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
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It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
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I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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