I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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