He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
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My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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