Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
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I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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